What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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