"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Fat? Jesse Z

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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