- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Flowers are colors Love me

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.