So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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