the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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