are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Tunechi

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A man walks into a vagina

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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