- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what's worse then a blowjob?

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

There was once a man who lived in a box.

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