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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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