- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Good job, son.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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