Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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