Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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