- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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