Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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