- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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