BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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