What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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eoin burgin is fat

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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