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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

woman's rights

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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