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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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