- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Tilt your screen back .

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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