What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why? Because.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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