what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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men's rights activists

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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