whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Anti Joke

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