- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

My peni s

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what's black and can't swim?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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