- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

woman's lacrosse

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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