- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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