wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Anti Joke

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