- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

don't just stand there

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