Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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I'm Coming

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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