- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

woman's rights

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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