- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Knock knock. Get out!!

Black people.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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