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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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