- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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