- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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