- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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