- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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