What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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