Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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I'm rick james bitch

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Jersey Shore.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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