- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Jersey Shore.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

How about that airline food?

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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