Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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