- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

ever tried african food? they neither

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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