- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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