Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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