- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Alchohol.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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