- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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