- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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