- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

G:nock nock B:come in!

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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