Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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