- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

mark is life

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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