- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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