- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I have a horse.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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